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Twin Beds Are Back

by Scott McFarland

  • TWIN BEDS are back.
  • Want to make your bed? Fine.
  • Don’t want to make your bed? Fine.
  • What’s the greatest His-and-Hers invention of all time?
  • TWIN BEDS.
  • Want silk sheets? Fine.
  • Want cotton sheets? Go ahead.
  • Want a bunch of pillows? Fine.
  • No pillows? Fine.
  • Convenience. Comfort.
  • Toss and turn all you want.
  • TWIN BEDS, baby. What are we waiting for?


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